12 Dumbest Internet Domain Names Ever
12 Dumbest Internet Domain Names Ever
From stalking teachers to masturbating ferrets, we count 12 unintentionally hilarious and inappropriate domain names.
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Penisland pees!
THE WEIRDEST DREAM I’VE HAD, I CAN’T REMEMBER, THOUGH I KNOW IT WAS WEIRDER THAN A CAT WEARING RAW CHICKEN HOLDING A GUN, BUT THE AMMO IS RADIOACTIVE INDUSTRIAL SPRINKLES MADE BY PENGUINS IN THE SIERRA DESERT AND SHIPPED TO ANTARCTICA TO BE PUT IN BARRELS MADE OF COTTON CANDY BY CAMELS WEARING BANANA SUITS DOING RANDOM FORTNITE DANCES WHILE SINGING TO LEVAN POLKA.
Ladrape.com reminds me of # Me Too, a hash tag for abuse being Pound Me Too.
You can’t spell “slaughter” without “laughter”
speedofart: exists
dod doo fart: You and I are not so unalike
My mom and I were at Walmart once and a nail polish this name I don’t remember what it was meant to be but My mom aked me to come see what the name was because she was confused and I look over at it and it looked like it said ‘Rapewater’. we both looked at each other questioning how this was passed
Funeral homes are often family-owned, family operated establishments. Amigone would be the name of the family that owns the funeral home.
Of all people you would think Helbent would know the difference between the deep and dark web.
Lmao. 🤣😂
1:22 you said dollarexchange
Wow I wanna go to peni- I mean pen island… heheheh… heh… aw F—K
itscrap changed its name to currency technologies
Al my teachers were old ladys. And im not into that
0:01 is that my paw?
Moral: Always use dashes and hyphens when typing a domain name.
I genuinely laughed at some of these.
I’m still surprised that these are real websites.
#penisland
#itscrap
#gottahoe
Speedofart. Com I can’t stop laughing though I wish people would be careful of what they name their website
and what about google.co.ck
"Your pen is our business" sounds a little weird.
lesbocage
lmao i am french
The weirdest dream I had was I was naked in public and wearing Johnny 3 Tears’ mask. Hollywood Undead. I’m like butt naked with Johnny 3 Tears’ mask on my face which doesn’t really help with the fact I’m butt naked. I’m naked.
And this is exactly why spacing is *everything*
at one point i was considering buying the url goooogel.cm just so i could put a single line of text that said “you’re really bad at spelling”
man planet dolan is one of the most fucked up youtube channels out there.
6:53 LMFAOOOOO
Well,I haven’t had a crush on my teachers because I’m homeschooled
Why would you need a cage for a lesbian anyway. (What kind of weirdo would do that to another human being?)
I saw somebody make a rape joke involving Shima’s disappearance and that we would see her kittens soon, but not her.
I once had a dream of the Muhammad/God cube scene from "history of the entire world, I guess" in 2006
Can you find lesbo cages at penis land?
Lol titiez.com sounds fun
#1 Aza: *looks away awkardlly*
Mori:* starts shaking*
Derek.
I had a dream my son was playing outside and found a mouse and brought it inside and dressed it up in a little spiderman costume and it got loose and we were all trying to catch it. When I woke up all I thought was "what the fuck" lol
Amigone funeral home is also the name of the one in the game 7 days to die.😂
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-Cid
Speedo farts… 🤦♀️🤣
once i had a dream where there was a guy made of soap and i lived in a house on a 2D world and then it transitioned to a zombie apocalypse smach bros thingy
3 years later and the Childrenslaughter domain name is still for sale
Speedo farts? 🤣🤣
Speedo fart lmao
I like childrenslaughter.com I hate those kids
HEY IS ANYONE ON THE CAST GAY?
Penis Land…
Home to boner town and hard road
Penisland-where you can ride their famous rollercoaster the Blow Job! As far as my weirdest dream, it’s gotta be the where my teeth were turning purple and green and falling out of my mouth-and no, I have no idea what the hell I ate that induced it!
did anyone else see if hellbent took the childslaughter website, see if he was really joking at the end?
TOTALLY off-subject and irrelevant as HELL to the video content, but why the FUCK do they put what looks like astro-turf around the hole they’re going to put the coffin in? That’s seriously always bugged me. (Note: this is in reference to the stock-photo of a coffin at a burial site used in the video.)
"Rape is obviously not laughing matter"
Oh boy, here comes all the butthurt edgelords who are gonna defend that rape is hilarious and call you a "SJW", throwing the "Its called humor" card at you.
Because you know, not laughing at a painful traumatizing life-ruining act makes you the bad one -_-